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 Son: I can’t go to school today Father: Why not? Son: I don’t feel well Father: Where don’t you feel well? Son: At school Teacher: Where is the English Channel? Pupil: I don’t know? My TV doesn’t pick it up Teacher: This is the third time I’ve had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thanks God it’s Friday 
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At the airport, they double-check each item on their list, making sure that they have not overlooked anything. "Do we have all our luggage?" asks the man. "Yes," replies the woman. "How about the tickets?" "I have them right here." "Cash and checkbook?" "I've got those, too." The man sighs with relief. Suddenly, his face falls. It has dawned on him that they had forgotten the most important thing of all. Oblivious to his mood, the woman places her arms around him and whispers, "Honey, I'm sure we will have a wonderful honeymoon." "I don't think so." "Why not, dear?" "We forgot to get married."  TRN.com.ua – тренинги в Украине
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